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A man was just coming out of a coma when he sees his devoted wife sitting close by. He motions her to come closer.........
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there. When I got shot, your were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right there. When my health started failing, you were still by my side."
"You know what else?" he asked......
"What my dear?" she asked smiling...
"I think your bad luck"
mro
received from my mom
What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
intention of driving.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are
sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new
dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there. When I got shot, your were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right there. When my health started failing, you were still by my side."
"You know what else?" he asked......
"What my dear?" she asked smiling...
"I think your bad luck"
mro
received from my mom
What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
intention of driving.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are
sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new
dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
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