Ok, y'all have to forgive me for this one. I groaned so loud when I first read this and had to share the groans with everyone else. I know it's not Friday, but this one is sooo bad, it couldn't be posted on time.
Without further delay...
Running Doe A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first
ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the
usual tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine
health. I could find no problems. I did notice one abnormality however."
"Oh, what is that, Doctor?"
"Well, you have no nipples."
"None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.
"That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for The
South Dakota Journal of Medicine if you don't mind.
She said, "OK."
"First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?''
She answered, "Approximately 500."
"And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor. *
Running Doe replied, "We're called ... "The Indiannippeless Five Hundred
Without further delay...
Running Doe A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first
ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the
usual tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine
health. I could find no problems. I did notice one abnormality however."
"Oh, what is that, Doctor?"
"Well, you have no nipples."
"None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.
"That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for The
South Dakota Journal of Medicine if you don't mind.
She said, "OK."
"First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?''
She answered, "Approximately 500."
"And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor. *
Running Doe replied, "We're called ... "The Indiannippeless Five Hundred
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