now a guru

[DiverRay]

O.K., it's official. I'm now a "GURU"
So when do I get the dancing girls and free brre??
And di I "need" an avitar?
Ray

[prometheus578]

"Guru status... and spelling goes to hell!"

Let me have the honor and privilege to be the first to congratulate you, Diver Ray. May your charging system always function and may you remember to always put the side stand down before getting offa your bike. (Ok... I dropped my first bike at work last week!)
Just a Guru Tip for you.

[mro]

Two kinds of Guru???

"(Ok... I dropped my first bike at work last week!)"

Those that have dropped, and those that are gone to drop one.

Beer on me next time we hook up Guru DiverRay, as for the girls your on your own. (wait a minute,...... thought newbe Gurus are supposed to buy?? )

Now that I think about it, what ever happened to XS650Mike.
Attained his "Guru status" and has disappeared. Guess some guys can handle this guru stuff better than others


mro
btw
Avitar
The monkey mechanic w/base ball bat standing on a tranny might "fit" you.

[prometheus578]

"XS650Mike is still celebrating"

I received a postcard from Mike just yesterday. He's drinking the free beer, chasing the free women, and enjoying his free vacation on the coast of Baja, California that XS11.com provides to all Gurus once a year.

[Winterhawk]

Ever try and put a bike on the lift with a side stand down? Ouch

[DiverRay]

I'll just be sure to have the side stand UP before I take off. (sorry John) But then, I usually use the center stand, as the longer rear shocks cause the bike to lean WAYYY over.
Ray

[mason79]

Re: now a guru

Originally posted by DiverRay
O.K., it's official. I'm now a "GURU"
So when do I get the dancing girls and free brre??
And di I "need" an avitar?
Ray

congrats ray!

[John]

Originally posted by DiverRay
I'll just be sure to have the side stand UP before I take off. (sorry John) Ray

"So k, Ray" You just had the chance to post it before I did.

[TopCatGr58]

Hey Prom,

You NEITHER had the honor nor privilege to be the first!! I actually posted the below quoted reply in
This Brake Hardware thread when his reply put his count to 1000 and got the Guru status . But it either got scrolled off the main page, or Diver didn't see it!
At least it wasn't "Sloppy" seconds!

06-25-2006 10:46 PM

TopCatGr58

All HAIL the NEW GURU!!
Let me be the first to congratulate you on your newly acquired status of "X"aultant GURU!!

I was wondering if you were noting your post count and whether you were going to post this one tonight, or wait until tomorrow!

Of course as evident of your vast knowledge and experience, you were already an acting GURU! Who needs a badge to verify what we already knew?!
T.C.

[Geezer]

Re: now a guru

Originally posted by DiverRay
O.K., it's official. I'm now a "GURU"
So when do I get the dancing girls and free brre??
And di I "need" an avitar?
Ray

So what did you do to become a guru?

Geezer

[prometheus578]

I see, T.C. I guess what had happen was that he made Guru while he was answqering another thread or something. Not the way I did it, where my inflated ego forced me to start a thread so that I could be worshipped.(Or something like that)

[TopCatGr58]

Hey Tony,

He made the 1000 posts mark, which elevates one to the GURU status! You attained that some time ago!

Prom,

"Its all my fault your honor, if I'd had more time, I could have hammered him into shape, but the bleeding hearts and artists.....

Just 5 minutes, your honor, him and me alone!"

We'll straighten you out! You can't build a wall high enough!
T.C.

PS. YES, DiverRay, you do need an Avatar! Wonder what it will look like?

[prometheus578]

"Thank you, Worm, Your Honor..."

Yeah, I know... "... showing feelings of an almost human nature...This will not do."

Ever try and put a bike on the lift with a side stand down?

Winterhawk, I did that last week for the first time, too! Was busy, got overworked and tired. Sidestand hit the ramp, and she leaned waaaay to the right but I didn't lose it. (Glad it was a customer's bike, and not mine)

I 'member when I made Guru... went to the local public house to celebrate. There was a nice looking "Susie" sittin' alone, so I walked over.
"Hey Baby... where have you been all my life?"
"Well, for the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet..."
(Some people just don't appreciate greatness when they see it.)

Avatar: Yeah, Diver Ray... make it a good one! (Well, first put up a shabby one so we can mock you)

[Special Ed]

Guru?

Waitaminit, I thought Guru’s were supposed to be celibate and sit alone on mountain tops subsisting on dewdrops and lotus blossoms and have Seekers go through Hell to find them and ask them the Meaning of Life. Better you should be a mad Monk like Rasputen.
Aye, Rasputen! Now there was a role model! Rubbing elbows with high rollers and aristocracy; parties with wild, horny, rich women, vodka and drugs! But then of course he was poisoned, stabbed, shot, and drowned. Legend has it that his body was disinterred by some female cult followers, his legendarily ample male member was removed from his corpse and was passed around by said female cult members as a, er, talisman for years afterward.
Damn: mountaintop or dildo, mountaintop or dildo. Think about it Ray. I think I’d just as soon be dumb scooter trash!
Master gearhead you most assuredly are: but Guru?
Keep the rubber side down.

[prometheus578]

mountaintop or dildo

Oh nice job, E.Liberty, good goin'! Can't wait to see what is avatar is now going to be!