How to call the cops

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> > HOW TO CALL THE POLICE......
> > George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up
> > to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in
> > the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
> > George opened the back door to go turn off the light but
> > saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
> >
> > He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
> > and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
> > should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
>available.
> > George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
>again.
> > "Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in
> > my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just
> > shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police
>cars,
> > an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips
> > residence.
> > Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the
>Policemen
> > said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George
>said,
> > "I
> > thought you said there was nobody available!"
> > (True Story) I LOVE IT...